Moonlighting

The moon has left me in charge of the night, there is no manual and I was not properly trained for the position. I am not sure if the gig pays or whether or not I will be eligible for benefits should I be required on a regular basis. I understand most on call and casual positions do not cover your dental but hello, how many people moonlight as the moon? haha get it? Anyway, truth is, I have insomnia and I am bored so I am making up weird stories about the moon catching a nasty bout of the flu from the stars, well, the north star to be specific…I hate to be a finger pointer but someone never washes his points and well, it's just plain rude to go around poking at the moon's craters with all those germs on you. It's rude to poke at the moon anyway I suppose, but especially when you haven't washed your points. That's how the moon got sick ya see? Now here I am, floating around in the black abyss, I do not give off any sort of light so should someone in Italy start singing, "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie" there is going to be a really awkward moment when those Italians realize there is no moonlight and therefore, no amore. Someone will probably get dumped, file a complaint with the milky way and boom, next thing you know I am lucky to get on as a temp in some low level constellation.